Understanding Coni

Maybe you guys wonder why Coni (MCVPOGX) deserves to have an entry solely dedicated to her in my blog. Coni is such an interesting form of being. She is extremely forgetful and random. To cap everything about Coni, (one of God’s greatest creation), read through my list.

1. 
   For her first professional job, she handled the marketing and selling of sexual lubricant for menopausal women. (Mind you, she never had sexual experience yet, but she talks like an expert on it.. I wonder why).
2. 
   She can answer almost all your sexual queries with conviction. Just goes to show how uh.. multi-faceted she is. Hehe.
3. 
   She regularly loses her cell phone, average of five times a year.
4. 
   She lives in the mountains. It takes three hours, 1 river, 3 mountains and a cave to reach her house.
5. 
   Whenever Coni and Pedro sing together, it ends in a disaster.. (Remember when they had a duet in Bohol, we almost fell off the cliff).
6. She has favorite letters she sticks to.. and no, I am not just about to say which ones they are.
7. 
   She considers OGX as man’s greatest invention.
8. 
   She treats AIESEC like a religion. Passing a lousy docket during legislation is like desecration. AIESEC is her life, the end all and be all. (whaa nagsalita.)
9. 
   Coni is extremely forgetful, she even forgets she has already put shampoo on her head. (My car is like an extension of her cabinet for all her random things left inside).
10. 
    She is extremely sweet, one time she bought me a headband with devil’s horn and artificial knife stuck to it.
11. 
    If she is sad, depressed or extremely overwhelmed, she just disappears.. With no sign or trace at all.
12. 
    She is literally a nomad. She sleeps wherever and whenever.
13. 
    Coni has a very different way of showing her affection. Most of the time, it’s scary. She scares you to death to show you how much she cares.
14. 
    Extremely intelligent yet extremely complex. Understanding Coni is more complex than calculus, biomolecular chemistry or applied physics.
15. 
    Coni makes MY world a better place. She is like a storm; she destroys order and brings back life.
16. Of all foreign languages available, she has opted to study latin.. (I guess she wants her other self to understand her).
    
    I can never express how blessed I am as a person to have her as my friend. Can you imagine a headache that is about to crack your head? That’s Coni. Sometimes because of too much frustration, you just want to bang your head on the wall. But amidst the rain, or storm, Coni is also that umbrella that you need the most whenever you hunger for shelter.
    
    When God showered the world with complication, Coni took it all. She talks in thousands of words a thought that can be said in a sentence. She sees the nervous system instead of a normal human body, she sees the insides of a CPU instead of a normal monitor, she sees the epidermis instead of a normal skin.. She plainly is complicated. But so what. Just a disclaimer to those who wish to attempt to take her heart…ehem ehem. You have to have a complex mind as well. Good looks- not a prerequisite since Coni is almost literally blind without her glasses. To take the short cut to Coni’s heart, just give her food.. Lots of it.